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Nascar brings the real drama:

Our antihero is Jeremy Mayfield, a driver who has recently tested positive for methamphetamine (twice), and whose case was not helped by his stepmother claiming she had seen him use the drug on numerous occasions. Mayfield's response? Well, he explained to reporters that she was "basically a whore", which might well be a term of endearment down Daytona way. He then opted to mention that "she shot and killed my dad".

Nevermind Talladega Nights. This is Nascar's Hamlet. It seems that two years ago, Mayfield's father was killed by what the medical examiner called a "self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest", and Mayfield has now pledged to file a wrongful death suit against his stepmother.

Furthermore, he alleges that the only reason he keeps testing positive is because Nascar are spiking his samples, and that the sport's chairman, Brian France, has "issues" of his own. "Brian France talking about effective drug programmes is like having Al Capone talking about effective law enforcement," Mayfield blithely told reporters. Denials have been forthcoming.

As for the stepmother, last weekend saw her arrested for drunkenly breaking and entering Mayfield's house, and both sides are now spewing restraining orders.


Awesome.
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